Two men and a little lady
The reviews below were written by Amarillo recording artists the ZIP CODE RAPISTS. The San Francisco-base duo features Gregg Turkington (vocals, tape loops) and Jon Singer (guitar, bass, Optigan, keyboards, vocals). For information on ZCR recordings, contact Amarillo Records, P.O. Box 24433, San Francisco, CA 94124.

THE JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION

Orange

Oliver
Gregg - This has some of the hallmarks of the "indie rock" sound (over-calculated, over-confident, lousy vocals) but unlike most of the gang, they make some attempt at dynamic range, which at least brings them into the realm of things that do not deserve to be rejected outright. (A realm in which they spend only a few moments in, before being rejected.)
Dickie
John - Two things here (besides just being a good ROCK album, the kind that would work in a country bowling alley on a Friday night). First, it makes me think of "getting it on." Second, on a recent ZCR tour, promo posters for this release were on the wall of a majority of people that let us crash at their house after shows. A good omen.


KUSTOMIZED

The Battle for Space

Emilo
Gregg -- Third-rate Blues Explosion, sometimes reminiscent of early 80's lightweight punk, i.e. the Surf Punks. They sound very upbeat and excited, but will they be able to keep up their enthusiasm when Gerard stops taking their phone calls because their record has sunk like a stone?
Karl
John -- This is ROCK, the kind where if I drink lots of beer and hear it when I'm falling out a window I might shake my toes. Somewhere someone is dancing and feeling good because of this. Make a wish and drink a fifth, I knew this was about drinking.

PAVEMENT

Wowee Zowee

Cubby
Gregg - A fraudulent "indie-cred" band introduced through a carefully orchestrated "grassroots" word-of-mouth campaign, Pavement targets those eager beavers who are too intelligent/skeptical to buy into the Smashing Pumpkins and Soul Asylum, but not intelligent/skeptical enough not to buy into Pavement. A dear friend of mind burst into tears at the Pavement show, overwhelmed by the diabolical nature of their extreme mediocrity.
Annette
John - This is OK; sucks me in with Neil Young On the Beach-style piano on the first song, and that's half the battle. Then some distortion, squiggly guitars, that voice, and the weird songs. I'll usually go with it even if most of the people I know love to complain about them. But are these the Gold Sounds forever?

CHAVEZ

Gone Glimmering

Antoine
Gregg - My apologies to Pavement! This one is truly bad, not even worth considering or discussing. They must be Gerard's friends from way back, and he's too nice to say "no." (Personal note to Chavez: It's not nice to take advantage of your friends. Gerard is a good guy. Leave him alone or I'll have to beat you up.) Gerard, what will you tell your new friends, like recent Matador staff addition Carrie, when you are forced to lay them off because dud releases like this have depleted your bank account?
Pierre
John - It's ROCK again! Sometimes the vocals remind me of GBV but I don't think these guys are from Ohio. They've found their sound, they're going to stay with it. Better than Bailter Space, they love pancakes.

YO LA TENGO

Electr-O-Pura

Rudy Rae
Gregg - A weak effort from one of the immense multitude of "innovative" bands that has sprung up during this uncharacteristically fertile time in American music. Their musical influences are obvious: their own previous records. Easily intimidated critics will lazily rewrite Matador's press releases insuring this band a permanent place in the temporary "Indie Rock Hall of Fame." (The Hall will be shut down in 2007 due to lack of interest.)
Harmony
John - They must have been on a train, they're there when you're hungry. I like the overloaded keys and feedback guitars, but not as much as on Painful. Ira spent a half hour at one of our shows saying how we were no good, everything that's wrong with rock. I still think they're OK, the "spirit of..."

HELIUM

The Dirt of Luck

Srinavas
Gregg - This evokes feelings reminiscent of those experienced when encountering a weak, runty kitten, born with a disease, expected to die soon.
Saggy Sue
John - Goddamn it, I want to like them -- choruses that almost haunt, words OK, sounds of today, and I try to relate. But the show I saw just didn't nail it down. When I put it on I turn it up loud, but no one I play it for seems to care. Is it because the keyboards sound like Game Theory?

Amateur Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Heathcliffe
Gregg - I skipped right past the ten selling-point tracks by the usual crew of Matador non-talents (as well as non-Matador non-talents like Jesus Lizard and the Red House Painters) so that I could check out the actual soundtrack, the original score by Jeffrey Taylor and Ned Rifle. Are Jeffrey Taylor and Ned Rifle pseudonyms for Dave Grusin and Enya? A bore.
Lump of Coal
John - Well, this will probably sell like most soundtrack albums that come out. For the completists and texturalists in the world.

18TH DYE

Tribute To A Bus

the drunk, mean, slovenly one
Gregg - The shamefully self-congratulatory liner notes claim that the first song on this CD "has the effect of leaving the listener wanting more, somehow giving promise to great things ahead." Not true! In fact, the first song had the effect of leaving this listener completely unwilling to listen to another second of 18th Dye's trivial music. As to the "promise of great things ahead," the next review item in my stack is a Guided By Voices CD, so that part isn't true either.
the sensitive one
John - Stop the liner notes, I willingly testify. It's got that nice clear guitar and drum sound I like better on Silkworm records. Slippery mass-vibrato, feedback, fuzz bass (so popular!) they even say go fuck off.

GUIDED BY VOICES

Box (abridged)

X
Gregg - This is the spawn of a new deal linking Matador Records with Scat Records. From what I've gleaned reading the classified ad section of certain San Francisco publications, the term "scat" can refer to eating shit, which is what Gerard has apparently done by agreeing to finance the release of a five CD/six LP box set of amateurish hogwash. What has been added to the drinking supply? I remember when this type of second-rate demo tape crap was thrown quickly into the trash by anyone unfortunate enough to receive it (unsolicited) in the mail. Now, people bandy about the term "genius" and herald low-budget recording techniques as a guaranteed mark of music integrity.

Y
John - What's the deal here? Fuck it, I don't care. This is pop music disguised as "undie," it'll go some distance. Brit accents permeate Ohio, but it's not the first time that happened to an American. I like pop, so this is OK.


GUIDED BY VOICES

Alien Lanes

Buffy
Gregg - What a dirty trick. Isn't five CDs enough? I wish Matador had sent me something good in the box of promos so I could exhibit the side of me that is genuinely thrilled and inspired by a unique artistic vision. I guess it was more important to unload another GBV CD to make more room in the storage closet for paper towels.
Jody
John - The adventure continues, long tall-necks balance in waving hands, a pop visionary. Sometimes it almost hits the wall quick, there's so much to say. It sounds like they're trying hard to sound like they're not trying hard, even more so than the early days. I'm waiting for the tribute to Quadrophenia.

THE FOR CARNATION

Fight Songs EP

Alf
John - First it's Vic Chesnutt with space noise, biscuits and sweet breath. Is everything put straight into a four-track? Maybe I'm wrong, maybe this is like the Brush of the Red House or something. Will they get to release more than three songs? 18th Dye did...

RUN ON

On/Off EP

Jeremiah
John - It's like this -- I'm at a club, just in from a smoke and this band is playing. A couple of people in front of me is a woman I want but can't have. The music starts and she sways along to it, so I sway to it too. Especially during the space parts. We're all almost there, I think we're getting closer, go on, go on...they end and I go home alone again.

BAILTER SPACE

Wammo

Skip
John: - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it didn't do much for me. After playing "Untied," we started playing along with bongos and a harmonica, then "Splat" came on and we knew the answer -- stop wasting our time. Somewhere this will be a hit, but somewhere else.


THE FOR CARNATION - Fight Songs

RUN ON - On/Off

BAILTER SPACE - Wammo

Angry Young Man Smashed By Truck
Gregg - I've been around long enough to accurately recognize obvious flops by reading the album and song title alone. I guess I should probably take the 15 seconds out of my life to listen to each of these records and give them a fair and thorough evaluation, but I'm not going to.

RAILROAD JERK

One Track Mind

Lavender Lucy
John - Are these the red SG's? Fender amps? I mean yeah, turn it up loud and the right sounds can hit you -- it's breaking up, click clack, voice through the far away, side to side pan, wah wah. Different rock than ROCK. Steve Miller would say it's their saving grace.
poor, dead bunny
John - I came home drunk from the rehearsal space with these words due in hours. This is what I have to say without living with these sounds long, with my stomach bloated and sleep calling. Help. A great idea, those zany Zip Code Rapists trashing the new Matador product to show how tough and inside the label can be. And what's worse is that I actually like some of this stuff. Don't tell a soul, fuck my old corporate indie rock reference. Cred lives.