A Great Day In The Annals Of Guerilla Marketing
February 1st, 2007 at 1:02 am by Gerard
C'mon Time-Warner, bail this guy out, already.
To the elected officials of Boston and Massachusetts who are knocking themselves out with their crazed grandstanding, I can only hope that none of you are ever placed in Frylock's Cloner.
(UPDATE : A nice way to cash in on the lunacy, though I would hope some of the dough could go towards the defense fund of the poor schnook the Boston Police have made a scapegoat out of. )
February 1st, 2007 at 12:42 pm
even boston-bred bloomberg probably would have said this guy is more deserving to be on letterman than being sent to jail. what a bunch of chowderheads.
February 1st, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Blake told me some story last night about Bloomberg wanting an anti-missle defense system for his private jet though, so maybe not.
February 1st, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I think Boston’s reaction was perfectly reasonable. Let’s face it people, what we’re talking about is an invasion by Mooninites. That’s an invasion by Creatures Not Of This Earth. A War of The Worlds! They were giving us the finger!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go call 911. I found a mysterious object attached to a DVD at the Best Buy next door. It’s construction shares some characteristics with those of improvised bombs. They tried to tell me they were “security tags,” but you and I know better.
February 1st, 2007 at 2:21 pm
re: bloomberg
good point. and he imposed the smoking ban. wait, i must be losing it. dude is a total carpetbagger.
February 1st, 2007 at 2:30 pm
If Bloomberg has a private submarine, I’m totally cool with him. Submarines are awesome.
February 1st, 2007 at 2:40 pm
it’s not like you’d be able to smoke while you’re in it.